What a series premiere! Where to start? Tamra is looking GOOD. That girl is giving me body envy! I'm so glad to see Shannon in such a good place again, I'm not sure that I could be that forgiving if my husband had an affair. This is my husbands first time watching real housewives of OC. Quick backstory fact: he used to play baseball professionally and is still very much a follower of the teams, games, players, etc. So we're watching, I can tell he's half paying attention because Meghan had already said about Jim being a coach, and he looks up and goes "that's Jim Edmonds! He's the coach for the Cardinals!" Whatever it takes to keep him watching ladies. While I'm on the topic of Meghan. I am praying this IVF works for her. That looks so painful and my heart breaks to think about her having to get poked and prodded to get pregnant. I could not imagine having my heart set on having a baby and not being able to get pregnant. Having to go through all of this must take such an emotional toll on her. My thoughts and prayers are with you girl. (update. She just announced she's pregnant. WHOOO!!! Congrats girl! You go!)
The scene with Vicki is a little annoying. Her coming home and getting ready in a big house all by herself. One, we get it, she's alone now. All i can think of when I watch this is how unrealistic it is. She's getting in bed and turning the lights out, but isn't she going to have to turn the light on and get right back up to let the camera men out and lock up? Also. This is all her own fault. She's the one that turned on her friends. for Brooks. BROOKS. Yuck. I get it. I've been in love and did stupid things in love, but i never went against my best friend. I've ignored red flags, but I've never turned on every one of my friends and I wouldn't involve myself in a scheme to fool people into believing someone had cancer for pity. There are people DYING every day from cancer, and you're going to involve yourself in a cancer scheme. Shame on you, Vicki. I'm just hoping in this season she humbles herself, admits her wrong doings, apologies, and gets her friends back. All they want is for her to apologize, so i'm hoping she sincerely apologizes, builds back real friendships, and fills her love tank up with a good guy (which gossip sites are telling me she has. I'm whoopin it up for you!) With that being said, I just want her to get back to the old whoopin it up Vicki. She has given me so many good memories over the previous seasons. She's always the life of the party. We need pre-Brooks Vicki back. Whoopin it up at Andales. Maybe they could have an intervention at Andales like when the Shah's of sunset people brought GG camping for her intervention. They can bring her to Andales and whoop it up. Let's get Season 1 Vicki. With her halter tops. I need this in my life. Just bring me along and I'll get you back on track Vicki. I'll be your go-to whoop it up girl.
I am ssssooooo happy Briana is moving back!!! I just wish Bravo would make her a housewife already. She keeps it so real and is so funny! I just love how genuine she is. I'm so glad we're going to to see more of her. She is definitely my favorite "housewife".
I am loving Tamra and Shannon's new friendship. They are so funny and goofy. It's such a breath of fresh air to see a friendship on the real housewives that is goofy, fun, and where there are no ulterior motives. It just strikes me as a real friendship so I'm hoping that stays. In all honesty, all of the housewives are giving me good vibes this season so far. We'll see how long that lasts..
I love, love, love the new housewife Kelly. She is so punny (get it?) I busted out laughing every time that lady spoke. Idaho, udaho? I about spit my drink out when she said "you want to dance? No, we're trying to keep you off the pole" She is definitely someone I could be friends with. She does what she wants and befriends who she wants. Also, waiting on my invite to go to that gorgeous house of hers. When they were eating dinner watching the sunset, it just made me think of my honeymoon. My husband and I would always go on our patio to watch the sunset or go on the beach. Giving me alll the feels. I love that she just puts it all out there.
Man, Heather can throw. a. party. Wanna come plan my next party? That boat is GORGEOUS, that table arrangement is GORGEOUS, and Heather's mermaid dress was GORGEOUS. Everything about that party was spectacular. Every detail was perfect. Her speech was so great. I would be a mess if my husband had that as well. My husband is my best friend and partner in life, I think that would flip my life upside down too. Side note: I'm pretty sure my husband's personality is a younger version of Terry. He thinks he's soo funny and loves pushing my buttons, but you know we have a real relationship and we're in it for the long haul. I wish i was a younger version of Heather though. She is so fancy, proper and put together. I'm more of a Tamra. Funny, inappropriate, loud and sarcastic. That party was the bomb.com though. It was so impressive.
I can't believe I forgot this. The part when they said Shannon's daughters texts go to her dad's phone too. I sat up and was like WHAT! No.. Can you do that? Woah.. I did not know that technology was available. Then I thought about her getting unsolicited dick pics and how awkward that would be. Guys, ladies never want them and dad's sure as hell don't want them. I wonder if the good daughter gets her texts to dad's phone too (the one that still swings on the swings. But really, who doesn't like to swing on the swings still). How would that tell differentiate between the texts for his good daughter and the daughter that's boy crazy. I have so many questions! But I immediately thought "good for you! That is a good parenting move!" Then i thought, maybe Shannon could get one for David's phone?
So much happened! Until next time..