The taglines are out!! I am LIVING for these taglines this season! Here they are y'all!
Tamra gives me more fitness envy "My faith is strong… and my a** isn't bad, either." I just wish I could teleport to Cut fitness and get a body like her. Give me some tips! Or just befriend me and whip me into shape!
Meghan goes with the baseball intro again with "In the game of life, I choose my team wisely." Honestly, I'm surprised she came back for another season, BUT I love her so i'm not complaining. Although, I think it's because I'm a little biased. Her husband plays professionally, my husband used to play. It's like we're soul sisters and meant to be friends. Hit me up girl!
Heather, of course, gets straight to the point with "If at first you don't succeed, try it my way." I looove her straight forward confidence she has. No nonsense, smart, confident, funny. I love it!
I'm very excited and intrigued by the new girl Kelly. I don't know much about her, but her tagline is Kelly Dodd "I don't throw parties. I am the party!". She has to be a blast in a glass (how's that Jersey Shore reference. Like that? I figured).
Shannon gets sassy this season with "Karma's a b*tch, so I don't have to be one.". Girl. Slay. I am already dying to see how she's going to be this season. With a tag line like that, how could she NOT be a hit?!
All in all, I'm pretty excited for what this season has to offer. I'm SO excited we are FINALLY done with Girth Brooks (I just threw up a little in my mouth) and I can't wait to see Vicki's new chapter. With her tagline "Before you judge me, you better be perfect.", she's coming back with the sass. I can't wait to see her "whoop" it up and have fun again! It'll be nice to see her fully happy. Also, can we just make Briana a housewife?! She's married, funny, blunt, she can give girls some life goals, her husband isn't a total douche and actually treats her right, and everyone loves her anyway. There you go Bravo, if Kelly doesn't work out we have someone... Or just add her anyway.
I'll be voicing my opinions on this season as they air, so please come back and lets analyze and criticize this season together. That's what the show airs for anyway, right?